welcome to the fox den! :3

- Cat Ipsum -

Rub my belly hiss swipe at owner's legs sniff catnip and act crazy growl at dogs in my sleep sit on the laptop for hiss at vacuum cleaner i like to spend my days sleeping and eating fishes that my human fished for me.Head nudges eat my own ears. Hey! you there, with the hands why can't i catch that stupid red dot, shed everywhere shed everywhere stretching attack your ankles chase the red dot, hairball run catnip eat the grass sniff, or roll over and sun my belly curl up and sleep on the freshly laundered towels.

Really likes hummus i like fish making sure that fluff gets into the owner's eyes. Trip owner up in kitchen i want food please stop looking at your phone and pet me pee in the shoe shove bum in owner's face like camera lens and need to check on human, have not seen in an hour might be dead oh look, human is alive, hiss at human, feed me. Cats are cute ooooh feather moving feather! for cereal boxes make for five star accommodation scoot butt on the rug but i bet my nine lives on you-oooo-ooo-hooo. Destroy couch as revenge. I rule on my back you rub my tummy i bite you hard howl on top of tall thing fat baby cat best buddy little guy, but destroy the blinds and that box? i can fit in that box for kitty or meow and walk away. Sleep all day whilst slave is at work, play all night whilst slave is sleeping meowwww howl on top of tall thing or lick the curtain just to be annoying. Mew mew meow to be let in check cat door for ambush 10 times before coming in sleeps on my head and meow destroy couch. Cat sit like bread run at 3am or freak human out make funny noise mow mow mow mow mow mow success now attack human. Sitting in a box always ensure to lay down in such a manner that tail can lightly brush human's nose for stare at owner accusingly then wink stuff and things. To pet a cat, rub its belly, endure blood and agony, quietly weep, keep rubbing belly vommit food and eat it again, in the middle of the night i crawl onto your chest and purr gently to help you sleep lick yarn hanging out of own butt.